I hate Gandalf big naturals because he deserves wrinkly, saggy, old person boobs.
Yeah? Yeah!!
y’all he clearly had plastic surgery to give himself those plush pillows. You’re really gonna shame a man doing what feels good to him?
Gandalf deserves the perkiest tits in all of Middle Earth
But then they’re his big artificials
Gandalf is a wizard and a divine spirit and he can have whatever kind of titties he fucking wants.
Also 1) images of Gandalf with older/saggier tits exist and 2) If you want more, nothing’s stopping you from making them yourself
I won’t have any goddamn Gandalf Big Naturals disrespect in my tower. Now put an old wizard titty in your mouth and shut up
OK, I’m sorry Gandalf.
A wizard is never too saggy nor too perky, he has precisely the boobs he means to.
that’s so wise
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